A collection of my own artwork and shit I like. Also, cursing.

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http://alecueous.deviantart.com/

30th September 2014

Photo with 1 note

I worked at a job for three weeks. The manual for the main program I used was so full of typos I had to draw this angry dragon.
Dirk the Spelling, Diction, and Grammar Dragon. (He’s big on the Oxford Comma, even if I’m not a huge fan.)
If he could find me, he would eat me. My spelling is atrocious.

I worked at a job for three weeks. The manual for the main program I used was so full of typos I had to draw this angry dragon.

Dirk the Spelling, Diction, and Grammar Dragon. (He’s big on the Oxford Comma, even if I’m not a huge fan.)

If he could find me, he would eat me. My spelling is atrocious.

Tagged: Dirk the Diction Dragonartists on tumblrillustrationdragonsketchwork is lame

29th September 2014

Photo

The Reference Desk is the evil, sworn enemy of the Circulation Desk. However, try as we might, we can’t defeat their malicious dickery. Damn them!

The Reference Desk is the evil, sworn enemy of the Circulation Desk. However, try as we might, we can’t defeat their malicious dickery. Damn them!

Tagged: artists on tumblrillustrationcomicdiary comiclibrary

28th September 2014

Photoset

Life drawing. Been working on my rendering and contrast as it pertains to the overall composition. Always had problems with that in class. I think I’m finally getting it a little bit, uh….three years later?

Tagged: artists on tumblrlife drawingportrait

28th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Bia with 310,945 notes

gimieabreak:

irishwolfling:

lostiel:

#more like guy who’s sick of racially motivated questions about his background because of his skin colour but is too classy to make a scene

crying lmaoo

This guy is a classy mother fucker and I think I love him.

Source: sinii

27th September 2014

Photoset

One of the first books I ever made. I can’t remember what the theme was supposed to be, but it’s got a bunch of people and talk bubbles and insults. You know, real deep stuff.

The first picture was apparently taken before the book was totally done.

2011

Tagged: artists on tumblrbookbindingbookmakingagent m

26th September 2014

Photo

Finished work that just needs its final protective coat. Thinking of selling this stuff real cheap on my Etsy so I can get it out of my house…

Finished work that just needs its final protective coat. Thinking of selling this stuff real cheap on my Etsy so I can get it out of my house…

Tagged: artists on tumblrboxes on boxeswho wants some?

26th September 2014

Question

sunflower--goddess said: Hi, your embroidery piece that says "Your mom's face" looks really good. I haven't quite figured out how to embroider lettering that actually looks good. What stitch did you use for the writing?

Hey! I’ve never had a legitimate question that wasn’t weird, porny spam. So exciting!

I just used a simple chain stitch my grandma taught me when I was…six? I think she was trying to interest me in girlier things so I’d stop digging “trenches and traps” (read: really, really big holes) in my mom’s yard.

The chain stitch is great for cursive. It can bunch the fabric along curves if you aren’t careful, and is a bitch to do in straight lines - but the reason I started to embroider recently is because you can cut those mistakes right out and it looks like nothing happened.

Might be something psychological one could read into that.

This is probably too long.

19th September 2014

Chat reblogged from Li Lune Esmeraude with 123,555 notes

  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No

19th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Morgana Wallace with 415 notes

This is some of the most gorgeous papercrafts I have ever seen. Go look at this person’s stuff right now.

This is some of the most gorgeous papercrafts I have ever seen. Go look at this person’s stuff right now.

29th August 2014

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Update of work on progress. It would be easier to work on if I could stabilize some of the crazy emotions going on.

My life has gotten… something… lately.

Hopefully I finish this.

Update of work on progress. It would be easier to work on if I could stabilize some of the crazy emotions going on.

My life has gotten… something… lately.

Hopefully I finish this.

Tagged: watercolorpen and inktraditionalartists on tumblrmasqueradewipillustration